Tumblr (3.0; @howonearth)http://howonearth.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnzuybepMt1qfqcmfo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/49967750691http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/49967750691Wed, 08 May 2013 19:19:08 -0400<p>I JUST HAD A REALIZATION</p> <p>When one door closes, open a window.</p> <p>An internet window. The internet is the solution. Problems solved. You&#8217;re welcome.</p>http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/49750639685http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/49750639685Mon, 06 May 2013 00:07:31 -0400<p><div class="-cx-PRIVATE-fbChatMessage__root fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message">anyone who can&#8217;t afford a full sweater would NEVER go for a sweatervest</div> <div class="-cx-PRIVATE-fbChatMessage__root fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message">no one with a clean conscious WANTS their chest hair dripping w sweat that&#8217;s all i&#8217;m saying</div> <div class="-cx-PRIVATE-fbChatMessage__root fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message">ugh</div> <div class="-cx-PRIVATE-fbChatMessage__root fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message">look at them</div> <div class="-cx-PRIVATE-fbChatMessage__root fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message">with their tweed</div> <div class="-cx-PRIVATE-fbChatMessage__root fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message">and ties</div> <div class="-cx-PRIVATE-fbChatMessage__root fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message">going to play cricket</div> <div class="-cx-PRIVATE-fbChatMessage__root fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message">flaunting their indecision by wearing an article of clothing that is neither sweater nor vest</div> <div class="-cx-PRIVATE-fbChatMessage__root fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message">weak virility and moral laxitude</div> <div class="-cx-PRIVATE-fbChatMessage__root fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message">that&#8217;s what it is</div></p>http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/48964567403http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/48964567403Fri, 26 Apr 2013 19:57:25 -0400Sameera the poet<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/921a80ea8a8d6a1045421c0e4186efa5/tumblr_mlf0luLkGv1rlpicfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/48749345377http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/48749345377Tue, 23 Apr 2013 23:24:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/48485489a1e9fc921de8f41ce804c1ea/tumblr_ml9p1sxI9t1qzhokmo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bdbb62e5be1ebe1ded4765d5bc80af76/tumblr_ml9p1sxI9t1qzhokmo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4f08687ea01f742b6ccf295cdddc3ef9/tumblr_ml9p1sxI9t1qzhokmo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b90c337ebca9e99231f4c171782c4824/tumblr_ml9p1sxI9t1qzhokmo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/22208f52e3916909e69d63c320200bb5/tumblr_ml9p1sxI9t1qzhokmo5_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://teachingliteracy.tumblr.com/post/47993862308/rubber-barber-create-hairstyles-for-each" class="tumblr_blog">teachingliteracy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong><em>rubber barber: </em>create hairstyles for each character by <a href="http://www.designboom.com/design/rubber-barber-create-hairstyles-for-each-character-by-simply-erasing/">erasing</a>.</strong></p></blockquote>http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/47994343891http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/47994343891Sun, 14 Apr 2013 19:02:22 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cupcakecircuit.tumblr.com/post/46715592763/its-a-time-machine-you-never-have-to-wait-for">cupcakecircuit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“It’s a time machine. You never have to wait for breakfast.”</p> <p>This is the #1 reason I need a TARDIS</p> </blockquote>http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/46726241053http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/46726241053Sat, 30 Mar 2013 22:56:52 -0400http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/46460189707http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/46460189707Wed, 27 Mar 2013 19:44:59 -0400<p>All I do is give my friends cheesy compliments. I would be the best boyfriend ever.</p>http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/46280319770http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/46280319770Mon, 25 Mar 2013 17:32:47 -0400<p><!-- more --><span>I know you&#8217;re not supposed to wish parts of your life away, but I just want to fast forward the next couple of months (or longer) until I figure out where I&#8217;ll be and what I&#8217;ll be doing.  Or maybe just find some little vortex window that could show me my future self so I can stop worrying about it now.</span></p>http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/46181954308http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/46181954308Sun, 24 Mar 2013 15:09:22 -0400Hire and house me 2013<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2IROtC6cAT4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doctorwho.tumblr.com/post/46105169522/the-bells-of-saint-john-a-prequel-doctor-who">doctorwho</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>The Bells of Saint John: A Prequel - Doctor Who - Series 7 2013</strong></p> <p>The Doctor takes a break….</p> </blockquote> <p>!!!!!!!</p>http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/46109636257http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/46109636257Sat, 23 Mar 2013 18:52:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/86c64f52b205766a3a91165204edc3ef/tumblr_mk4a5lXw661qbtsvoo1_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/88bb554bbbb6718b974820f2b527e22d/tumblr_mk4a5lXw661qbtsvoo2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://latenightjimmy.tumblr.com/post/46096573431/night-news-now-with-kevin-bacon-and-chris-hansen" class="tumblr_blog">latenightjimmy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Night News Now with Kevin Bacon and Chris Hansen: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU9oW3jHL7U">Part One</a> and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FvVNmKl_R0">Part Two</a></p></blockquote>http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/46101556024http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/46101556024Sat, 23 Mar 2013 17:06:50 -0400<p><!-- more -->Someone teach me how to flirt.</p>http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/45911225715http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/45911225715Thu, 21 Mar 2013 09:30:11 -0400<p>I don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;m reading, but it involves:</p> <ul><li>Aliens landing on Earth</li> <li>Alien-human hybrids that live in orphanages and space?</li> <li>Rwandan genocide</li> <li>the FBI and CIA</li> <li>Mafia Bosses</li> <li>A protagonist named Star Stones</li> <li>Many misspellings of &#8220;secret&#8221; as secrete&#8221;</li> <li>A metaphor with the moon and sun as antagonists?</li> <li>Ghosts</li> <li>A very unique use of single and double quotation marks</li> <li>Countless uses of the phrase &#8220;without season&#8221;</li> <li>A lot of alliteration</li> </ul>http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/45876642222http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/45876642222Wed, 20 Mar 2013 20:43:32 -0400I'm not getting paid enough for this<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8738c36c2e6ef50a3471c89e9c553af4/tumblr_mjx0go3CGR1qhub34o1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/77f7989341ce50a0afb588c84c1f2c28/tumblr_mjx0go3CGR1qhub34o2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d4676a91b0d1399aebcaddc21705ddc3/tumblr_mjx0go3CGR1qhub34o3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2b2bef11034629677fe7b2c81c37ce40/tumblr_mjx0go3CGR1qhub34o4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c1820d74674397eb2fd53341d39b36c0/tumblr_mjx0go3CGR1qhub34o5_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a7f5a8acf5a6769a3767ce1ca97a9e0c/tumblr_mjx0go3CGR1qhub34o6_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c503e009e2c564c4871036ef9109a299/tumblr_mjx0go3CGR1qhub34o7_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://latenightjimmy.tumblr.com/post/45770270118/selena-gomez-is-on-the-show-tonight-last-time-she">latenightjimmy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Selena Gomez is on the show tonight! Last time she stopped by, Jimmy had a blast playing “Shoe Golf” her. <a href="http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/blogs/2011/06/shoe-golf-with-selena-gomez/" title="Watch the clip here.">Watch the clip here</a>.</p> </blockquote> <p>This is a sport I think I could handle.</p>http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/45770833151http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/45770833151Tue, 19 Mar 2013 15:09:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lchbh8bmhj1qzybo0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/45769084968http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/45769084968Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:42:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/243835ecfc216db90ea0792db4d5cbe7/tumblr_mjvgn8RYbw1s3i8zbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/45727164270http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/45727164270Mon, 18 Mar 2013 22:41:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e19754954208d32af9558d1038ffa7d2/tumblr_mjm4y7axNj1qf924co3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2c08b7889704d125b63057cee029c007/tumblr_mjm4y7axNj1qf924co6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ad0b6d5f9dc3a8c3f4db87cb31e9773d/tumblr_mjm4y7axNj1qf924co9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a1c1de83572153d17aeed291f90fa6a0/tumblr_mjm4y7axNj1qf924co1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/97fb142274702dd2697f0e349189bd41/tumblr_mjm4y7axNj1qf924co5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/993f35ab3e4c86c5405c19f6d047e548/tumblr_mjm4y7axNj1qf924co10_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/33d7b726bbcdd166942b0dda4e88b9ea/tumblr_mjm4y7axNj1qf924co4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/54181a4b88fa8094309d8445b124f222/tumblr_mjm4y7axNj1qf924co2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/59dd1696431ed5bcbdd0abe2b9fb47ac/tumblr_mjm4y7axNj1qf924co7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6ce58cecd7d284fefac64b1088b90c26/tumblr_mjm4y7axNj1qf924co8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dohrings.tumblr.com/post/45281654000">dohrings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/559914737/the-veronica-mars-movie-project"><em><strong>Donate to the Official Veronica Mars Movie Project</strong></em></a></p> </blockquote>http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/45292410889http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/45292410889Wed, 13 Mar 2013 17:32:34 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/45b27d52efe4c8ead941bd19c63b0ede/tumblr_mhwexvL9fB1qdohz1o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/45151011404http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/45151011404Mon, 11 Mar 2013 20:41:36 -0400<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A7nHvhfYRMRm9XlEy5PrJXp&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/>http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/45005333537http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/45005333537Sun, 10 Mar 2013 01:18:01 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1062aab5e04f0ec8f0269781a9331500/tumblr_mf4ta1RCc81qbb7f3o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3a714cd5fd904208566feb51b93cac78/tumblr_mf4ta1RCc81qbb7f3o2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1f21486204da3f695184ce35955a0acf/tumblr_mf4ta1RCc81qbb7f3o10_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/48356b3d182c6205d59d1944e86130af/tumblr_mf4ta1RCc81qbb7f3o7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8756b92d85c0100ae943cbeb41073342/tumblr_mf4ta1RCc81qbb7f3o8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e938734009282633fea4222498eb1acc/tumblr_mf4ta1RCc81qbb7f3o9_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/44837762483http://howonearth.tumblr.com/post/44837762483Thu, 07 Mar 2013 23:10:21 -0500