May 2012
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April 2012
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Checking craigslist for jobs and I see
Wanted: Trophy Wife… I am looking to fill an immediate opening in my home, as soon as possible. The position will be demanding, but the perks of the job will absolutely outweigh the stresses of the day. Any applicants must be willing to perform a few simple day to day tasks… First is to wake up every day in my arms. And even after we wake to lay there and enjoy that feeling of love and...
“Our doubts are traitors
And make us lose the good we oft might win
By fearing...”
– Lucio, Measure for Measure, Act I, scene iv (via fuckyeahshakespeare)
I think all of the classic tragedy-romances would have been avoided had the characters used cell phones.
Noble-Goodman
That’s this guy’s last name. Seriously.
You know it's time to call it a night when you...
I feel like
roundheadz:
all my clothes look way better on girls than they do on me
That works out well since you still owe me something for my Tybee Island shirt.
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romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
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I learned something new today.
One of my friends isn’t allowed back into Canada. Seriously. It’s always the quiet ones….
Now back to Chaucer.
How do I have the most roommate drama with the one...
marliebelle:
How dare you bring this up in such a public forum!?
I didn’t name names or specify specifics! I am an open book/blog/twitter account.
How do I have the most roommate drama with the one...
Discovering my love for block quotes.
And by love I mean realization that they take up a lot of space and help bump up the page count. Let’s quote some Chaucer!
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Is it bad if I find my misogynist homework reading...
“Esther turned on him a look of that meek and pleased dependence, which it is natural for woman to feel, and which men like to inspire, because - perhaps - it seems to them an instinctive tribute to their natural superiority.”
—Catharine Maria Sedgwick, Hope Leslie
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My paper is due in a day and a half and I already have 4.5 pages and research for one topic. I guess that means switching topics now would be a bad idea?
I could be nice and go sub in the writing center,...
Guess which one I’m doing?
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In the library
Friend: “Do you have snacks?” Me: “Pretzels or cocoa puffs?”
